two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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