they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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