She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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