is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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