try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
