So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
is it fun? or sober?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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