I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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