Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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