Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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