69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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