Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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