I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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