You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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