I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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