Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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