one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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