so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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