You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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