my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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