i think i have herpe
just one?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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