Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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