The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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