I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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