How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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