What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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