I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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