So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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