She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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