Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
