Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
as a side note pls kill me
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