I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
