was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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