Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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