all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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