I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
