got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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