it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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