Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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