chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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