Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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