dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
