I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
