This girl is more easily done than said...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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