He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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