So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
