he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think pants incapable of making pants work
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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