yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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