I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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