Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize