Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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