they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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