I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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