Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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