You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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