Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
