I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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